Jack: I hate the word couple.
Ianto: …me too.
Me: NOOOOOOOO he’s lying! Look at that face!
Ianto: Where are you going?
Jack: Now who’s a couple?
Me: YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE. HE LOVES YOU SO MUCH HIS FACE IS SCRUNCHED UP IN CONCERNED LOVE.
Ianto: …he is very handsome.
Ianto: Now stop it.
Me: UGH, Ianto is that person in a relationship that is more in love with the other person than the other person is in love with them. UGH.
Rhiannon: What sort of civil servants are you?
Ianto: Huh, unappreciated ones.
Me: I appreciate you! Of COURSE he would get a scratch that accentuated his cheekbones.
Ianto: So…one day, you’ll see me die. Old age. And just keep going
Me: OH GOD. I wish it was old age!
…And then bad things happen and I couldn’t bring myself to pause it and screencap it.