…Are they gonna make Dagmer Cleftjaw into Ramsay Snow/Reek?
oOoOoOo Theon beat someone up. Cool.
Rickon officially makes it clear that all the Stark kids are awesome.
Jon Snow is the most awkward Night’s Watchman ever.
I hate the new Gregor Clegane. I don’t approve.
Tywin’s slick. He makes Arya a poison taste-tester while making it look like he’s a nice person.
Arya-Tywin scenes are still the best.
Fuck, Jonquil. I want a Valryian steel sword named Dark Sister.
“You remind me of my daughter.” OMG a Cersei-Arya showdown would be epic.
Dany just needs to get to the frickin’ House of the Undying so that she can be interesting again.
I can’t WAIT to see Mance Rayder.
Jon Snow IS a pretty lad.
You know nothing, Jon Snow.
Oh Lord Karstark. Here we go…
Roose Bolton, what the fuck you lookin’ at? Go flay yourself.
Talisa is gonna cause unexpected problems and I’m not OK with it.
Theon, you are just so ridiculous and I expect it but GEEZ your redemption is going to have to be GRUESOME.
No but seriously is Dagmer going to be lumped with Reek and Ramsay? I’m so not OK with this.
I’ve just realized something. The quality of Dany-Jorah scenes is the same type of quality I want in Sandor-Sansa scenes. But I’m not getting it.
Ygritte tricked the shit out Jon Snow. You know nothing, Jon Snow.
Mad respect for Shae threatening the other handmaiden.
Why did the Hound tell on Sansa? Did he? Not OK.
I NEED MORE SANSAN.
Cersei’s dress is UNBELIEVABLE. I love it.
Barristan Selmy shout-out. I see what you did there.
Alton Lannister, I didn’t care about you.
I still think Quaithe should be Asian.
But she is the sufficient amount of creepy-awesome.
Pyat Pree is one awful mo-fo.
Wait. What are they doing?
WTF IS GOING ON?!
I’m so confused.
OK so Xaro and Pyat couped Qarth and now will rule it?
I guess they’ll be the ones she goes against when she rules Meereen.
Stop calling the dragons her babies, Pyat.
Alright, at least now she finally has to go to the House of the Undying.
Oh Catelyn…this is such a shit show. You can’t really prevent it.
-“Since when do you light your own candles?”
-“Since I decided I can’t stand to look at any of my handmaidens for another instant”
Tyrion’s uncomfortable-ness during Cersei’s confession is the BEST.
“Is that a woman?” And the Brienne-Jaime saga BEGINS.
Actually I’m in love with everything in that scene.
Wait. OK. So. Are they combining Dagmer Cleftjaw, Reek, and Ramsay Snow into one person? ‘Cause I’m not OK with that. I’m not OK with that at all.